From a link that sent me in response to my request for jokes:

Are there NO new jokes (except topical ones ) left in this world? EVERY joke that I have got in the past few months are ones I have seen before, some more than a decade ago…

On Saturday, we had decided that we would leave for shopping at 9 am so naturally some of us woke up only at 10.30 or so…we went to the St Louis temple for darshan, but more importantly, brunch. By the time we met friends of DnA and went around the temple, the excellent pongal that one friend had talked about was past tense (you can see from this how fond of organized religion I am.) But the idli, vada and curd rice were great VFM.

“Are you around?” “Oh, you’re not to be found…” The messages play hide-and-seek; The search comes to an end When you finally find the friend And have a conversation mild and meek.

We were all (7 of us, inclduing a baby that was a little over a year old) in the van, heading out to Mephis, when one person asked, “What do all of us have that KM doesn’t have?” We thought hard of things that a year and a half old baby might also have…and answers ranged from “common sense” to “hair”…what evil folks we are! And the answer was, of course….all of us had Live Journal accounts! (yes, my daughter opened an LJ id for the baby when he was born, the little bright-eyed charmer!)