Instead of writing about Profound Thoughts and boring the bejeesus out of everyone else, I feel it would be better to post pictures of a few lovely flowers and inflorescences that I have seen lately!
Every day, in the newspapers, there is one terrorist attack, which fills us with fear and sadness. I also realized that every day’s newspapers are the same…they contain:
PONDERISMS · I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. · Life is sexually transmitted. · Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. · Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. · Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? · All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. · How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? · Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’? · If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? · If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? · Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? · Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? · Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all.
From an internet forward that I got: