On the cycling mailng list I belong to, we are having a discussion about how “peddle” is often being used instead of “pedal”…so here’s my usual erudite, serious contribution:

When on your cycle, your wares you pedal, Make sure you get around fast…. step on the peddle. If you find two cyclists fighting, don’t medal; You don’t want to win a posthumous bravery meddle. While cycling, be careful to avoid deep poodles; Avoid, too, each nasty biting pet puddle. …I hope I’ve got all your words in a muddle!