How many of us can so easily get Gold Medals or afford a Rolex?

Are you getting that sinking feeling about your diarrhoea or constipation? You can have either shoes or cars as inner wear: If you can't have Reebok shoes, you can have Airbok: I really laughed at the "Poma" shoes, as "pO mA" in Tamizh means, "Go away, you woman!" And if you want to be up to speed, you must have a Harley-Davidson cap! "Law City" (the Chennai High Courts are right opposite) advertises by hanging lawyer's gowns! If they are selling discs, you have to buy them..."hear"!

Most of all, I loved this sign, which unwittingly gave the message that it IS wiser to wear a helmet… and asked if "glass change" meant currency coins that made of glass!