One should be able to be more of a “ colon close bracket” person (CCBP) rather than an “ colon open bracket” person (COBP).

…that is, when typing, one should be typing :) more often than :(….!!!

I am lucky that my life enables me to be a CCBP….

I am now waiting for to do one of his signature giant smileys!

But here’s a heaven-sent one…