Our streets are never M T of humour; signs such as this abound:

And of course, if you get into a scrape, this is the place to bring it to!

India has been really excellent at recycling;it’s only now that we are getting into the use-and-throw culture and not being thrifty and wise.

English…has a funny status in our country. Not ours, yet ours; hated as a symbol of oppression by aliens, and yet a great link language, and a gift that has allowed us to make a mark in the world….