The person who wanted to become Chief Minister of our beautiful State took this very scientific route:

He was told by a numerology specialist (er, he might be a name-ologist too…) that if he changed the spelling of his name from Yeddiyurappa to Yeddyurappa, he would become the CM. So that’s what he did.

And he DID become the cheap chief minister…for a period of…a few days.I am sure he thinks of these days as a yeddy time….

Ah, we lucky citizens, to have our State administered by such Yeddy bears… We also have that great man, who lives in a light-citron-coloured concoction across the road from where I live, who thinks nothing of dissolving marriages as soon as they are created…