A Prayer for the Stressed

December 30, 2006

From an email from a friend of mine….


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change things that I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves…

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow..

Help me to always give 100% at work.. 12% on Mondays 23% on Tuesdays 40% on Wednesdays 20% on Thursdays 5% on Fridays

And help me to remember when I am having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up that.. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth….