Groaners that I made up..I do love em...

August 16, 2006


What were scissors called in Roman times?

Julius Scissors.

What did Marc Antony say about Cleopatra?

Julius Sees Her.

What would Julius Caesar have been called if he was Kannadiga?

Julius Caes Urs.

And if he was a teacher?<P></P> Julius C. Sir.

And if he had been kidnapping maidens?

Julius Sieze Her.

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