Tumko dekha…..to yeh khayal aaya tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya! ===================================== Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega! ====================================== The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, you ask why? I come close to you, you feel shy, I whisper those three magical words…. Hye La, Puncture!!! ==================================== Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhela nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! ====================================== koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko…….. koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko…….. koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko…….. abe aage bh i to bol…………… nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale o………………. ====================================== tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam!! ========================================================== Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana… Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana… Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!! =========================================================== tere dwaar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, tere dwaar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge….. ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !! ========================================================== He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao She: Sandal nikaloon kya! He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao… =========================================================== Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… ehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. hir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!! =========================================================== Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. agar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… agar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! =========================================================== Mere marne ke baad, mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, seedhey upar chale aana!! =========================================================== Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamlaa bhi saath tha!! ========================================================== Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib… Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib… La, phawda mujhe de!! ========================================================== Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! =========================================================== Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!